Ok, so everyone and his brother are putting out their Top 10s of 2014. So it got me thinking: can I stop being a curmudgeony dick and actually find some things I actually enjoyed in 2014? Probably not. But what the hell, here goes. I’ll be posting these as I make ’em over the course of the next couple weeks!
The Alamo Drafthouse
I didn’t go to movies in the theaters for a while. I got tired of idiots OCD-ing on their phones, chatty cathies, and, worst of all (shudder) children. But guess what? It turns out I can go to the Alamo Drafthouse, drink a beer and watch a movie in peace without clueless loudmouths damaging my calm.
Keep upping the price of those tickets, Alamo! Keep those lowly plebes and their inferior Android phablets out of my theater!